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ohnoproblems:

natellite:

"the raven" only its about macklemore. thanks for following my blog

once inside a thrift shop dreary, while i browsed there, weak and weary,

over many a quaint and curious greatcoat of forgotten bore—

while I nodded, puissance sapping, suddenly there came a yapping,

as of some one whitely rapping, rapping at my bargain store—

“‘tis some visitor,” i muttered, “rapping at my bargain store—

only this and macklemore.”

viamadlucem:

hostduraravros:

positronmorbid:


ironychan:


greekceltic:


centaurcentral:


“A Centaur in Disguise” by Michelle Tolo


This is the most precious Centaur art I’ve ever seen.


What really makes it is the fact that the dude and the horse are both going “something here ain’t right…”


And I could see any hard core horse riding enthusiast going “What are you doing!?  That’s not how you ride!”


I guess he’s trying to blend in and not be the
centaur of attention

viamadlucem:

hostduraravros:

positronmorbid:

ironychan:

greekceltic:

centaurcentral:

“A Centaur in Disguise” by Michelle Tolo

This is the most precious Centaur art I’ve ever seen.

What really makes it is the fact that the dude and the horse are both going “something here ain’t right…”

And I could see any hard core horse riding enthusiast going “What are you doing!?  That’s not how you ride!”

I guess he’s trying to blend in and not be the

centaur of attention

sonjaja:

  • There’s a difference between asking someone to help you and expecting someone to fix you. The latter is impossible. You don’t need to be fixed.
  • Stay away from the ones who say they’re going to fix you. They only want you to fix them.
  • You’re allowed to leave if you’re not happy.
  • You shouldn’t…
princeowl:

the new iphone 6 plus is less than three inches smaller than the ipad mini. good to know apple is constantly innovating by making things bigger and then smaller and then bigger again but not as big 

princeowl:

the new iphone 6 plus is less than three inches smaller than the ipad mini. good to know apple is constantly innovating by making things bigger and then smaller and then bigger again but not as big 

Australian: making my way down town
Australian: walking fast
Magpie: aggressive bird noises
Australian: walking faster

ask-gallows-callibrator:

msrmoony:

If you ever date an asexual person be sure to get the specifics of their asexuality because the level of comfort with physical contact is different for all of us.

YES 
THIS IS SERIOUSLY IMPORTANT 

dirkbot:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

kittensandcoffee:

MY ENTIRE LIFE.

megsokay:

sherlockspeare:

(X)

If she looks worn out, then I have spent my life looking like a drowned rat wheezing in a sewer. 

death-cab-or-drop-dead:

mydemisee:

ndunit:

Hahaha

HAHHAA THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER.

Fun Fact: I know the girl in the photo. In this, she’s currently uploading a video she took of the Neck Deep concert from the night before.

death-cab-or-drop-dead:

mydemisee:

ndunit:

Hahaha

HAHHAA THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER.

Fun Fact: I know the girl in the photo. In this, she’s currently uploading a video she took of the Neck Deep concert from the night before.

tastefullyoffensive:

Anatomy of Films [wronghands]

Previously: Anatomy of Songs